Mirror, mirror on the wall

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who is the fairest of them all?

Well, it isn't you, you ugly old bat
Your nose is warty and you're much too fat
(Your nose is warty and you're much too fat)

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who is the fairest of them all?

Well, it isn't you, you hideous crone
One look at you turns people to stone
(One look at you turns people to stone)

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who is the fairest of them all?

Well, it isn't you, you repulsive hag
Your face would look better in a paper bag
(Your face would look better in a paper bag)

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who is the fairest of them all?

Well, you're getting better, but it's not enough
Snow White's still fairer, so that's just tough
Snow White's still fairer, so that's just tough)